I’ve lost 4 kg but I feel fatter. wut??
Anonymous asked: When are you back? Can i get together a party for you?
Anonymous asked: OMG you renamed moe. how dare you, even, woah, way, shit, fuck hell no
Plume (“feather” in French) has jumped through my window and shown her affection for me. I swear she humps me and I am worried that she finds rubbing against me sexual gratifying. She dribbles all over me. It’s fucked.
Anonymous asked: Do you love Paris?
Anonymous asked: what are your plans for nye?
Anonymous asked: what's a scamp?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever hid in a basketball before and then cried because someone kicked you down a hill?
I wonder if the people who send me anonymous hate
are ugly YEH I THINK USE R N YEH I’M REDY FOR SOME ROCK N ROLL BRING IT ON! *shakes several shrimp/prawn fists*
Anonymous asked: is one of your parents a giraffe? shit your neck is lengthy
Anonymous asked: you arent really hot though and i think you know it.. you are a prawn lololol
bored lonelys feel sorry for me
It’s really awkward when guys talk about having a big dick when they don’t, but you can’t really say anything. TOUGH
Going to Paris today
But I feel like I’m going to throw up. And it’s 5.5 hours in the car. Owwwwww
Anonymous asked: do you live in france now?
I can’t work out if I like Marilyn Monroe or not In some photos she looks frumpy like my Aunty Prudence
People hate me
Because I’m white and popular I can’t help that I was born hot
jocksrule-deactivated20120527 asked: Is it the fact that these semi impressive athletes have to wear lingerie yet their male countaparts do not, which makes you die a little? I still don't know what to think about lingerie football but i bet some marketer or spin doctor could spell out a pretty good reason to do with grace,feminity and appreciating the female form that justifies them sexy lean blondes and chunky ass black mamas...
Harry Potter fucking sucks haha
i’m not sorry
MILFS HAVE SOULS!!!!!
Every time I see a snippet of lingerie football...
Hahahaha I fucking hate you
chucky-finster asked: wha.. what do you mean simpsons? this was a song i wrote for you called 'can i borrow a feeling.' words can't explain how hurt i am right now.
chucky-finster asked: caN I BORROW A FEELING? COULD YOU SEND ME A JAR OF LOVE? HURTIN' HEARTS NEED SOME HEALIN', TAKE MY HAND WITH YOUR GLOVE OF LOVEEEEEE. xo
Looking at pictures of Miranda Kerr
whilst eating chocolate ………. ………….
So many statuses from girls like “Thanks to my boy for the beautiful ring!” etc etc Fuck you I’m an all round better chicky babe but you have a dude who dotes on you yes yes fuck you I am jelly
christinaalianne: I masturbated on your birthday.
Anonymous asked: You are disgustingly rude towards Christians over Tumblr.. and it's actually really offensive.
Asking Christian teenage couples if they fuck...