D'or: Archive

I’ve lost 4 kg but I feel fatter. wut??

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: When are you back? Can i get together a party for you?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: OMG you renamed moe. how dare you, even, woah, way, shit, fuck hell no

Dec 30th

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Plume (“feather” in French) has jumped through my window and shown her affection for me. I swear she humps me and I am worried that she finds rubbing against me sexual gratifying. She dribbles all over me. It’s fucked.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: Do you love Paris?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: what are your plans for nye?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: what's a scamp?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Have you ever hid in a basketball before and then cried because someone kicked you down a hill?

Dec 30th

I wonder if the people who send me anonymous hate

are ugly YEH I THINK USE R N YEH I’M REDY FOR SOME ROCK N ROLL BRING IT ON! *shakes several shrimp/prawn fists*

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: is one of your parents a giraffe? shit your neck is lengthy

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: you arent really hot though and i think you know it.. you are a prawn lololol

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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http://bellemort.tumblr.com/ask

bored lonelys feel sorry for me

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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It’s really awkward when guys talk about having a big dick when they don’t, but you can’t really say anything. TOUGH

Dec 30th

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Lonely

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Going to Paris today

But I feel like I’m going to throw up. And it’s 5.5 hours in the car. Owwwwww

Dec 26th

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Anonymous asked: do you live in france now?

Dec 26th

I can’t work out if I like Marilyn Monroe or not In some photos she looks frumpy like my Aunty Prudence

Dec 26th

People hate me

Because I’m white and popular I can’t help that I was born hot

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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jocksrule-deactivated20120527 asked: Is it the fact that these semi impressive athletes have to wear lingerie yet their male countaparts do not, which makes you die a little? I still don't know what to think about lingerie football but i bet some marketer or spin doctor could spell out a pretty good reason to do with grace,feminity and appreciating the female form that justifies them sexy lean blondes and chunky ass black mamas...

Dec 26th

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Harry Potter fucking sucks haha

i’m not sorry

Dec 26th

MILFS HAVE SOULS!!!!!

Dec 26th

Every time I see a snippet of lingerie football...

hahahahhahaha sérieux

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Hahahaha I fucking hate you

Dec 26th

chucky-finster asked: wha.. what do you mean simpsons? this was a song i wrote for you called 'can i borrow a feeling.' words can't explain how hurt i am right now.

Dec 25th

chucky-finster asked: caN I BORROW A FEELING? COULD YOU SEND ME A JAR OF LOVE? HURTIN' HEARTS NEED SOME HEALIN', TAKE MY HAND WITH YOUR GLOVE OF LOVEEEEEE. xo

Dec 25th

Looking at pictures of Miranda Kerr

whilst eating chocolate ………. ………….

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Forever Alone

So many statuses from girls like “Thanks to my boy for the beautiful ring!” etc etc Fuck you I’m an all round better chicky babe but you have a dude who dotes on you yes yes fuck you I am jelly

Dec 24th

Sorry, Jesus.

christinaalianne: I masturbated on your birthday.

Dec 24th

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